socialmaya:

bogleech:

escuerzoresucitado:

hello 🐙

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I’ve heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we’re always putting on a puppet show.

memeclassheroes:

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

damazcuz:

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

cottoncandyrhythmqueen:

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cottoncandyrhythmqueen:

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

lesbianralzarek:

milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like

grideon-nav:

there is one impostor in canaan house

phemiec:

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

mostly-funnytwittertweets: